Saturday, September 30, 2006

100%

Tagged by Hanan
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+ 20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!


7 Comments:

Blogger bo9ali7 said...

LOL
I could make higher percentages..
:P

Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:09:00 PM  
Blogger Khargoush said...

I bet there are ways to get higher percentages. LOL
nice to see you on my blog

Sunday, October 01, 2006 1:55:00 PM  
Blogger Q8tyinAmman said...

Eeee walla its about time someone gave an explanation to that one;)

Monday, October 02, 2006 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger Alia said...

I kinda believe in your conclusion

Friday, October 06, 2006 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger Khargoush said...

Alia I do too, lel2asaf :(

Friday, October 06, 2006 8:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its easy peeezeee lool

Saturday, October 07, 2006 1:41:00 PM  
Blogger White Wings said...

you are 100% right!!
:)

Friday, October 13, 2006 9:24:00 PM  

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