100%

Tagged by Hanan
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+ 20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

How to talk dirty (in 3 languages)

Can’t bring yourself to do it in English? Try Swahili!

French: “Fais-moi grimper au rideau.”

(Fay-mwah greem-pay oh ree-doh.)
Means:
“Make me feel good.”
Literal translation:
“Make me climb the curtain.”

Swahili: “Mapigo yako ni kiboko.”

(Mah-pee-go ya-ko nee ki-bo-ko.)
Means:
“You’re an animal in bed.”
Literal translation:
“Your hits are really hard.”

Italian: “M’attizzi.”

(Mah-tee-tzee.)
Means:
“You really turn me on.”
Literal translation:
“You stir me up”

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49 Things I Would Be...

Tagged by Anumki

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... A Peach
2.- If I were a color I'd be... Red
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... A Dolphin
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... A TV
5.- If I were a book I'd be... "Children of the alley" Nagib Mahfouz
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... A Skirt
7.- If I were a jewel / stone I'd be... Aqua Marine
8.- If I were an object I'd be... An IPOD
9.- If I were a car I'd be... A Austin Martin
10.- If I were an element I'd be... Water
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... A Palm Tree
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... Red Wine
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be... Vanilla
14.- If I were a person I'd be... Me
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... Pluto
16.- If I were an insect I'd be... A Butterfly
17.- If I were a form of public transport I'd be... A Train
18.- If I were a song I'd be... "Serat El-Hob" Om Kalthoum سيرة الحب
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... "Singing in the rain" Gene Kelly
20.- If I were a season I'd be... Spring
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... A Tulip
22.- If I were a job I'd be... A Chef
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... Bugs Bunny
24.- If I were a place I'd be... Spa
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... something the person receiving the gift wants..
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... A memory that makes me smile
27.- If I were a city I'd be... Barcelona
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... Sight
29.- If I were a game I'd be... Hide and Seek
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... I don't like candy..
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... Sunrise
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... Car
33.- If I were a body-part I'd be... Lips
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Italy
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... Spicy
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... Swimming
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... Fresh
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... Music
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... One that's round.
40.- If I were a building I'd be... A museum of fine art
41.- If I were a month I'd be... March
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... Cool Waters
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... A Gummy Bear
44.- If I were a toy I'd be... don't know really..
45.- If I were a textile / fabric I'd be... Cotton
46.- If I were a shape I'd be... A circle
47.- If I were a answer I'd be... Yes or No
48.- If I were a store I'd be... Victoria's Secret
49.- If I were a word I'd be... Amazing